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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: New York Post.

  1. Vera BullockLoch Ness Monster sightings have more than doubled since last year, and I have a source in a parking garage who will explain why.

  2. Wendeline AbaraI can confirm that sightings went up. I'm calling from a garage, so I can't say where, or what level.

  3. Vera BullockThe Daily Grail counts fifteen for twenty twenty-six, against last year's smaller total. What's your read on the number?

  4. Wendeline AbaraI can confirm it's fifteen. Fifteen is a lot. I can confirm that fifteen is more than fourteen.

  5. Vera BullockTo be clear, that's a thriving year.

  6. Vera BullockThe Official Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register had ten by July thirty-first, so this is a monster with momentum.

  7. Wendeline AbaraI can confirm the momentum. Ten by July, then five more. I can confirm that's how counting works.

  8. Vera BullockOne sighting came from a nine-year-old Australian on a cruise boat, who saw the head of a creature in the water.

  9. Wendeline AbaraI can confirm there was a head. I can confirm it was on a creature. Both of those were in your question.

  10. Vera BullockFair. But a register spokesperson said of one July photo, quote, they say there was nothing above the water. Is that a sighting?

  11. Wendeline AbaraI can confirm that's a sighting of water. Sorry, a man just walked past my car. I'm not saying it was the monster.

  12. Vera BullockSir, that's the attendant.

  13. Vera BullockLet me put it in press-office terms. This is an unprecedented engagement year for a creature with no marketing budget. Does the source agree?

  14. Wendeline AbaraI can confirm I agree. I can also confirm I'm in a two-hour spot, and it's been three.

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