Bills' Dawkins Sends Message to Rams' Garrett Before MNF

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe New York Post reports Bills tackle Dion Dawkins sent a direct message to Myles Garrett before Monday night's game against the Rams. Thoughts?

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   Moose Delgado-FinchTrash talk is an art form, Vera. I once sent a very strong message to a county clerk.

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   Moose Delgado-FinchLet's just say it involved a riding mower.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMoose, the Post says this is the Rams' fourth prime-time game in five, and again without Garrett. Does the message even land?

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   Moose Delgado-FinchAbsolutely. A message to an absent man is the purest kind. Nobody can argue back. That's basically my entire marriage.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMoose, what exactly did you do with that riding mower? You keep hinting at it.

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   Moose Delgado-FinchI can't say. The statute of limitations on the parade is still open. Also, the goose was already like that.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAlleged parade, alleged goose. Fine. If you could send Dawkins one tip for trash talking, what would it be?

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   Moose Delgado-FinchNever put it in writing. Dawkins sent a message and now it's in the Post. I put mine in a casserole and still got caught.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA casserole. Of course. Do you think the Rams and Bills can keep this classy on Monday night?

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    Moose Delgado-FinchVera, I'm in here for being classy at the wrong time. Pray for the riding mower, and good luck to both teams.