Harry Kane wins the 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorHarry Kane wins the Ballon d'Or at the London Palladium, the first ceremony held in the United Kingdom, and he's the first English winner since Michael Owen in two thousand one.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentSeventy-three goals in sixty-five games for club and country, Forbes says. Last year he finished thirteenth.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThirteenth! Look, somebody put twelve guys over him, and I'm telling you that person is very quiet at the Palladium tonight.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentEven Thomas Tuchel said thirteenth was too low. The voters needed seventy-three goals to agree with a man who coaches him.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThat's a betrayal of the scoreboard. He scored six at the World Cup and beat France six-four for third place!

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentVerdict: deserved, and late. Last year he was thirteenth, so the voters improved faster than your picks record.