Man who swallowed Tiffany jewelry found guilty of robbery

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA man who swallowed about seven hundred sixty thousand dollars' worth of Tiffany jewelry in Orlando has been found guilty of robbery and grand theft, Breitbart reports.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorOfficers said he swallowed the earrings while being held down, and they couldn't fish them out. Orlando, Hank. It's practically Florida anyway.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt is in Florida. That's the whole address.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorFine, but he got into the private room by posing as a rep for an Orlando Magic player, the Daily Beast says. That's basketball.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorBasketball is humid.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA trooper reportedly heard him say he should have thrown the earrings out the window.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSo there was a window option. And he picked the one with a jail cell attached.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorHe also reportedly asked staff if he'd be charged for what was in his stomach.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorRating, three alligators. Police got the earrings back nearly two weeks later, and Tiffany's still checked the serial numbers.