The dog who found the World Cup

What BBN said about it

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorRex, that can't be real. A dog found a trophy?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorOh, it's real! The World Cup was stolen from a public exhibition, months before the tournament in England! The whole country is losing its mind!

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorStolen. Like from a mall kiosk?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorSeven days later, it turns up wrapped in newspaper at the bottom of a hedge in Upper Norwood, south London!

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorNewspaper? In a hedge? I have a hedge! I'm going home to check it.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorAnd the finder, ladies and gentlemen, is a collie named Pickles!

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorPickles? Stop it.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorIt's March, nineteen sixty-six, south London, per Wikipedia. A dog solved it, and the dog did not even need a press conference.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorI want Pickles on our roster. Can he start Sunday?

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    Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorPickles would start, Chip. He has never once sat on a bench.