Volkov wins at UFC 333 after odd Dana White presser exchange

What BBN said about it

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorAlexander Volkov beat Rizvan Kuniev by unanimous decision at UFC 333 in Abu Dhabi, with scores of twenty-nine twenty-eight, thirty twenty-seven and thirty twenty-seven.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorDays earlier, he stood at a microphone in the audience at the press conference and asked Dana White how many fights he'd had and how old he was.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorWhite sent him to Sean Shelby and Mick Maynard.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentVolkov was forty and eleven and ranked fourth. That's the heavyweight version of asking who's in charge here.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSpiritually Florida, Kenji. A man asks how many fights, gets sent to Sean Shelby and Mick Maynard. That's a county permit office.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentIt was Abu Dhabi, Chip.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWhite told Main Event he knew it was Volkov and was playing along. Volkanovski asked him twice, and he said yes both times.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFlorida Man Rating: four alligators.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentTwo checks, and the only guy not in on the bit was the one who asked.