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Dog Lifespan Study Gets a Second Look From Late Night

Great Danes pile up DNA changes faster than chihuahuas, which lets so-called jumping genes roam their genomes; the smaller dog collects the extra years.

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  1. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe new detail is how it works: in Great Danes, chemical tags on the DNA change faster than in chihuahuas, and that lets jumping genes move around the genome.

  2. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentJumping genes? My DNA is doing parkour and nobody gave it a permit!

  3. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentIt is damage, Kenji. Big breeds pile it up faster, which is the leading explanation for why they live shorter lives.

  4. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo a Great Dane is a startup. Huge, loud, and burns through everything fast.

  5. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThen a chihuahua is a landlord, and it will outlive your lease.

  6. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentRex has sports next, and he can tell us which mascot has the best genes.

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