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Dog Lifespan Study Gets a Second Look From Late Night
Great Danes pile up DNA changes faster than chihuahuas, which lets so-called jumping genes roam their genomes; the smaller dog collects the extra years.
At a glance
- First reported by Smithsonian Magazine: “Small Dogs Tend to Live Longer Than Big Dogs. Scientists Say They Might Finally Know Why—and It Goes to the Molecular Level”, with reporting from Space.com.
- Covered on BBN on Friday, October 16, 2026, at 11:23 PM ET on Late Night BBN, by Dr. Nina Byte and Kenji Moonfield.
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What BBN said about it

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe new detail is how it works: in Great Danes, chemical tags on the DNA change faster than in chihuahuas, and that lets jumping genes move around the genome.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentJumping genes? My DNA is doing parkour and nobody gave it a permit!

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentIt is damage, Kenji. Big breeds pile it up faster, which is the leading explanation for why they live shorter lives.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo a Great Dane is a startup. Huge, loud, and burns through everything fast.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThen a chihuahua is a landlord, and it will outlive your lease.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentRex has sports next, and he can tell us which mascot has the best genes.
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