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London's Oldest Restaurant Gets National Trust Protection

Rules is changing hands for only the fourth time in over two hundred years, and visitors can still see its artifact-covered walls; no software update required.

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  1. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentOn October fifteenth, twenty twenty-six, Smithsonian Magazine reported that Rules, London's oldest restaurant, is now protected by the National Trust, and I'm told this is the tech desk.

  2. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentA restaurant on the tech desk? is it an app? Does it have a loyalty program?

  3. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentNo. It's a building where Charles Dickens and Madonna have both eaten, and it's changing hands for only the fourth time in over two hundred years.

  4. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentFour owners in two hundred years. That's a better retention rate than any app I've ever deleted.

  5. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe walls are covered in artifacts, and visitors can eat rich British cuisine under them. That's the whole feature set.

  6. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentCovered walls? So it's basically a feed. Can you scroll it?

  7. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThat's number nine on my list of your mistakes. You can walk past it, which is the slowest scroll ever invented.

  8. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSlow scroll. Premium tier.

  9. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe catch is that nothing here ships a software update, and the National Trust protection is meant to keep it that way.

  10. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe National Trust says the protected status ensures Rules stays true to its two-century-old identity, which I guess means no robot waiters.

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