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Mark Wahlberg plans an affordable longevity-style gym
The actor says his new gym will offer a cold plunge, a blood panel and a protein muffin at prices that skip the longevity-startup premium.
Watch it as it aired: Dr. Nina Byte and Kenji Moonfield on this story, from The Weekend Shift at 10:47 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are TechCrunch's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by TechCrunch: “Mark Wahlberg wants to take on the longevity-startup crowd with an affordable gym concept”.
- Covered on BBN on Saturday, October 17, 2026, at 10:47 AM ET on The Weekend Shift, by Dr. Nina Byte and Kenji Moonfield.
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What BBN said about it

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentMark Wahlberg is building an affordable gym that promises a cold plunge, a blood panel and a protein muffin without needing a trust fund.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentHis previous fitness chain was delisted from the stock exchange.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBlood panel, then muffin. They get the bad news out of the way before the snack. Smart sequencing.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentKicked off the exchange, Kenji. A gym got expelled for missing the one thing a gym is for, which is showing up.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo the blood panel is the performance review, and the cold plunge is the severance.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentI'd want the audited numbers before the muffin.
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