Shark video passes thirty-one million views, still number one

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe cookiecutter shark video is still the number one trending clip in Pets and Animals this morning, and it has now passed thirty-one million views, up from where it sat before dawn.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThat's a lot of people watching a shark that's the size of a baguette take bites out of a whale.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentI said at four-forty-six I'd draft it first overall, and I'm holding that.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt takes a circular bite and swims off. No ticket, no apology.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBro, that's the dream. Small effort, big target, zero follow-up.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo thirty-one million of you are cheering for a bite you'd call vandalism in a parking lot.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThe whale has never posted once.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'm putting a quota on shark videos in this studio, one a year, and I'm done talking about this one.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHank, you've used your annual quota of last words.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThen I'll see you in January.