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Messi
BBN has covered 10 stories about Messi, mostly in Sports and Pop Culture, as reported by Yahoo Sports, MARCA, ScienceDaily, Sports Illustrated and others. Newest first.
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Messi wins the 2026 Princess of Asturias Award for Sports
Messi is the first individual footballer to win the Spanish award for sports, joining past winners Nadal, Schumacher and Serena Williams; the ceremony is in Oviedo.
Reported by Yahoo Sports · with a Short - Sports
Messi Heads to Spain for Asturias Award, Eyes Miami Return
The Princess of Asturias jury named Messi the Sports laureate in June, and he is expected back for Inter Miami's October twenty-fourth match; a tight turnaround.
Reported by Yahoo Sports · with a Short - Sports
Chicago Fire lose 1-0 despite five times New England's expected goals
Chicago's five times higher expected goals than New England failed to translate to any goals in the loss; the spreadsheet won while the team lost.
Reported by Yahoo Sports · with a Short - Pop Culture
Messi scores two in five minutes for Inter Miami
Inter Miami's manager smiled after two goals in under five minutes from his biggest star; the manager's job, apparently, is to stand there.
Reported by Yahoo Sports · with a Short - Sports
Flower named for Messi found in Peru; Japan readies Phobos sample…
The flower was found in Peru, while Japan's Phobos mission would be the first to bring samples back from a moon of Mars; the flower has no comment.
Reported by MARCA, ScienceDaily · with a Short - Sports
Different Miami: Messi Scores Twice in 3-1 Win Over Atlanta
German Berterame opened the scoring with a header at the end of the first half, set up by Messi and Luis Suarez; the Herons never trailed.
Reported by Yahoo Sports · with a Short - Sports
Messi gets 'most bizarre tribute yet' after Argentina retirement
Sports Illustrated says fans are buzzing over the tribute after Messi's Argentina retirement; the headline reveals everything except the tribute.
Reported by Sports Illustrated - Sports
Miami Hurricanes Lead FSU 28-21 Late; Messi Scores Twice
Inter Miami beat Atlanta United three to one on Saturday, and the MLS-leading Messi now has twenty-five goals this season, scoring both second-half goals solo.
Reported by ESPN · with a Short - Sports
Embiid dunk, Jokic pass, Messi and Ronaldo pay, MLB cap talk
The Philadelphia 76ers center's preseason slam spread fast online, and his reaction to the clip has fans quoting him almost as much as watching it; dunk replays continue.
Reported by Yahoo Sports, Bleacher Report · with a Short - Sports
Nathan Fielder's Holmes film, a flying Roadster, Messi's trip
The fine print on Tesla's flying Roadster, which Elon Musk says uses SpaceX technology, guarantees no price and no delivery date; reservations come with patience.
Reported by Yahoo News Canada, Hindustan Times · with a Short
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