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Chicago Fire lose 1-0 despite five times New England's expected goals

Chicago's five times higher expected goals than New England failed to translate to any goals in the loss; the spreadsheet won while the team lost.

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Watch it as it aired: Rex "Two-Point" Gridley and Kenji Moonfield on this story, from Late Night BBN at 11:03 PM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are Yahoo Sports's, the jokes are ours.

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  1. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorChicago Fire lost one to nothing at New England, and the expected goals number for Chicago was five times New England's. Five times.

  2. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorI'm telling you, they won that game.

  3. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOkay, but what's expected goals? Because the scoreboard said they lost.

  4. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorIt's how many goals you should have scored from the chances you made. Look, Chicago made the chances. The ball just didn't get the memo.

  5. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo they won the game that happened in a spreadsheet and lost the one on grass. You can't post a spreadsheet as the final score.

  6. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorTell that to the Fire. They flew home empty-handed.

  7. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentFine, the other scores. Columbus beat Cincinnati two to nothing, and Orlando beat D.C. four to one with two goals from Antoine Griezmann.

  8. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorMinnesota came back from two down in ten minutes to win three to two. That ended St. Louis's unbeaten run of one hundred sixty-seven days.

  9. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentChicago still has the better numbers on the flight home, though.

  10. Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThe spreadsheet got the window seat, and the team got the aisle.

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