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Chicago Fire lose 1-0 despite five times New England's expected goals
Chicago's five times higher expected goals than New England failed to translate to any goals in the loss; the spreadsheet won while the team lost.
Watch it as it aired: Rex "Two-Point" Gridley and Kenji Moonfield on this story, from Late Night BBN at 11:03 PM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are Yahoo Sports's, the jokes are ours.
At a glance
- First reported by Yahoo Sports: “Playoff spots clinched, Messi magic & more from Matchday 31”.
- Covered on BBN on Sunday, October 18, 2026, at 11:03 PM ET on Late Night BBN, by Rex "Two-Point" Gridley and Kenji Moonfield.
- Topics: Matchday, England, Chicago, Lionel Messi.
- BBN covered this story before: Messi scores two in five minutes for Inter Miami (October 18).
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What BBN said about it

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorChicago Fire lost one to nothing at New England, and the expected goals number for Chicago was five times New England's. Five times.

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorI'm telling you, they won that game.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOkay, but what's expected goals? Because the scoreboard said they lost.

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorIt's how many goals you should have scored from the chances you made. Look, Chicago made the chances. The ball just didn't get the memo.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo they won the game that happened in a spreadsheet and lost the one on grass. You can't post a spreadsheet as the final score.

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorTell that to the Fire. They flew home empty-handed.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentFine, the other scores. Columbus beat Cincinnati two to nothing, and Orlando beat D.C. four to one with two goals from Antoine Griezmann.

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorMinnesota came back from two down in ten minutes to win three to two. That ended St. Louis's unbeaten run of one hundred sixty-seven days.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentChicago still has the better numbers on the flight home, though.

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThe spreadsheet got the window seat, and the team got the aisle.
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