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BBN Trading Academy
Wobbly Table Method
- Fold a napkin under the market
- If it still wobbles, blame the floor
- Never check if the floor is level
Today's demo: SOLANA -5.0%
From the lecture

VeraDown five point oh five percent today. Professor, I'm told this is a gift from God, but my hands are sweating.

Prof. KenjiRule one: slide a folded napkin under the market until it stops wobbling. Today it ranged from one oh six to one sixteen seventy.

Prof. KenjiThat's a very wobbly table, bro.

VeraSo the napkin is a feeling? Because the range was ten dollars and I'm out of napkins.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Vera Bullock