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Wobbly Table Method

Lesson 100 · 40 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Fold a napkin under the market
  2. If it still wobbles, blame the floor
  3. Never check if the floor is level

Today's demo: SOLANA -5.0%

From the lecture

  1. VeraDown five point oh five percent today. Professor, I'm told this is a gift from God, but my hands are sweating.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: slide a folded napkin under the market until it stops wobbling. Today it ranged from one oh six to one sixteen seventy.

  3. Prof. KenjiThat's a very wobbly table, bro.

  4. VeraSo the napkin is a feeling? Because the range was ten dollars and I'm out of napkins.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock