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Snooze Button Standard

Lesson 101 · 49 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A stock isn't down until your alarm says so
  2. Every dip gets nine more minutes
  3. Never check the chart with eyes closed

Today's demo: AVGO -3.9%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiToday's test subject is A-V-G-O, at three hundred sixty-one seventy, down three point nine three percent.

  2. RexProfessor, I got cut from three teams and a book club. Why is a snooze button my business plan?

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock isn't down until your alarm says so. Rule two: every dip gets nine more minutes.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule three: never check the chart while your eyes are closed.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Rex "Two-Point" Gridley