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BBN Trading Academy
Avocado Ripeness Rule
- Squeeze the stock gently; soft means ripe
- Perfect lasts four minutes; guess which
- Eat the evidence
Today's demo: AVGO -3.8%
From the lecture
Dr.I have three PhDs and I was told this was a sandwich seminar. Also, I suspect the AI wrote this lesson to humiliate me.
Prof. KenjiRule one: squeeze the stock gently. If it feels soft, it's ripe. Broadcom is at three sixty-two ten, down three point eight three percent.
Prof. KenjiVery squishy, bro.
Dr.That is not how stocks work. That is not how avocados work. You are just touching your monitor.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Dr. Nina Byte