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The Tissue Box Theorem

Lesson 107 · 52 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A tissue box is never empty till you say
  2. The last tissue popping up is a buy signal
  3. Blow your nose, never check the price

Today's demo: AVGO -3.2%

From the lecture

  1. VeraProfessor, I'm ready. I brought a pen and a deep personal conviction that everything is a gift.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: a tissue box is never empty until your hand says so. Rule two: when the last tissue pops up, that's a buy signal.

  3. Prof. KenjiDon't ask why.

  4. VeraDemonstrate it on something real, Professor. I need to feel the magic.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock