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The Paper Jam Principle

Lesson 108 · 71 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A jammed printer means a jammed market
  2. Ignore any machine that says low toner
  3. Blow into the cartridge, nobody knows why

Today's demo: AVGO -3.2%

From the lecture

  1. Dr.I'm Dr. Nina Byte, three PhDs, and I already regret enrolling. Also, I'm fairly sure the AI wrote this lesson to humiliate me.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: a printer jam means the market is jammed too. Nothing moves until you open the tray and yell at it.

  3. Dr.That is not a rule. That is every office on Monday. Show me a number.

  4. Prof. KenjiBroadcom, ticker A-V-G-O, is at three hundred sixty-four dollars and forty cents, down three point two two percent today.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

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