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BBN Trading Academy
Astrological Position Sizing
- A stock's day range is just its mood swings
- Never trade during Mercury retrograde or when your c
- The dip is just the market clearing its throat
Today's demo: Tesla +2.5%
From the lecture
RexProfessor, I was a third-string kicker. I'm only here because the free snacks were in this room. What's rule one?
Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock's day range is just its mood swings. Tesla ran from three sixty-four ninety-one to three eighty-one fifty-nine. Classic Gemini behavior.
RexSo the stock has a horoscope. I also have one. It says avoid all Tuesdays and the kicking tee.
Prof. KenjiRule two: never trade during Mercury retrograde, or when your cat looks at you weird.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley