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The Birthday Candle Method

Lesson 11 · 59 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Candles on your cake equal conviction
  2. If it drops, blow it back up
  3. Never check the price while chewing

Today's demo: NVDA -1.3%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiToday's demo stock is Nvidia, at two thirty-six twenty-five, down one point two five percent.

  2. VeraA dip! A gift from God. Professor, I am ready, and I brought a pen I stole from a bank.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: count the candles on your last birthday cake. That's your conviction level.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule two: if the stock drops, you simply blow it back up.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock