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BBN Trading Academy
Parking Lot Analysis
- Count the empty parking spaces
- A stock only moves when you blink, so never blink
- If your eyes water, that's the dip
Today's demo: Tesla +2.7%
From the lecture
VeraProfessor, I'm already sitting. Also, I'm a former trader, so this will be insulting to my tattoo.
Prof. KenjiTesla trades at three hundred eighty point four nine, up two point six seven percent. Rule one: count the empty parking spaces.
Prof. KenjiEmpty means the stock is shy.
VeraThe day range was three sixty-four ninety-one to three eighty-one fifty-nine. Is that the parking lot or a bad mattress?
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Vera Bullock