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Elevator Music Investing

Lesson 15 · 57 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. If the elevator music gets faster, stock goes up
  2. Never trust a stock whose song has a saxophone
  3. Hum the stock out loud; if strangers move away, bull

Today's demo: Tesla +2.7%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiOur test subject is Tesla at three hundred eighty dollars and fifty-five cents.

  2. RexTesla is up two point six nine percent. That's a nice drive down the field, Professor. Why am I wearing a graduation cap?

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: if the elevator music gets faster, the stock is going up. Rule two: never trust a stock whose song has a saxophone.

  4. RexProfessor, the day range is three sixty-four ninety-one to three eighty-one fifty-nine. Where's the saxophone in that?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Rex "Two-Point" Gridley