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BBN Trading Academy
Elevator Music Investing
- If the elevator music gets faster, stock goes up
- Never trust a stock whose song has a saxophone
- Hum the stock out loud; if strangers move away, bull
Today's demo: Tesla +2.7%
From the lecture

Prof. KenjiOur test subject is Tesla at three hundred eighty dollars and fifty-five cents.

RexTesla is up two point six nine percent. That's a nice drive down the field, Professor. Why am I wearing a graduation cap?

Prof. KenjiRule one: if the elevator music gets faster, the stock is going up. Rule two: never trust a stock whose song has a saxophone.

RexProfessor, the day range is three sixty-four ninety-one to three eighty-one fifty-nine. Where's the saxophone in that?
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley