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BBN Trading Academy
Doorbell Diversification
- Ring a doorbell, and trust whoever answers
- Never trust a stock until it makes eye contact
- Diversify your doorbells
Today's demo: Tesla +2.8%
From the lecture
Prof. KenjiOur demo stock is Tesla, up two point eight four percent at three eighty-one thirteen.
RexProfessor, I'm the only student. Also I was told there would be snacks. There are no snacks.
Prof. KenjiSnacks are a lagging indicator, Rex. Rule one: Ring a doorbell, and trust whoever answers.
RexThat's just trespassing with extra steps. Tesla's day range is three sixty-four ninety-one to three eighty-one fifty-nine. Where does the doorbell fit?
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley