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Pizza Crust Charting

Lesson 20 · 46 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. The crust is the trend line
  2. Never trade on an empty stomach, or a full one
  3. If the grease spot looks like a bull, you're a geniu

Today's demo: Tesla +3.2%

From the lecture

  1. ChipProfessor, I love pizza! Is the crust the stock, or is the crust my feelings?

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: the crust is the trend line. If it's curvy, the market's curvy. Tesla's day range is three sixty-four ninety-one to three eighty-two eighty-five.

  3. Prof. KenjiThat's a thick crust, bro.

  4. ChipThat is a gorgeous crust. I want it in a strip mall.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Chip Darnell