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Toaster Timing Strategy

Lesson 21 · 43 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. The market opens when the toast pops
  2. If it pops burnt, you're emotionally hedged
  3. Never clean the crumbs

Today's demo: Nvidia +3.2%

From the lecture

  1. BrockProfessor, I've brought a windbreaker and a notebook. The notebook is damp. I don't know why. Please proceed.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: the market opens when the toast pops. Rule two: if it pops burnt, you're emotionally hedged. Rule three: never clean the crumbs.

  3. BrockCrumbs are a front, Kenji. A very crunchy front. I've named it Gerald, and it's moving in from the kitchen.

  4. Prof. KenjiNow watch. Nvidia is at two hundred forty-one point five three, up three point two four percent. Day range two thirty-five fifteen to that high.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Brock Thunderson