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BBN Trading Academy
Toaster Timing Strategy
- The market opens when the toast pops
- If it pops burnt, you're emotionally hedged
- Never clean the crumbs
Today's demo: Nvidia +3.2%
From the lecture

BrockProfessor, I've brought a windbreaker and a notebook. The notebook is damp. I don't know why. Please proceed.

Prof. KenjiRule one: the market opens when the toast pops. Rule two: if it pops burnt, you're emotionally hedged. Rule three: never clean the crumbs.

BrockCrumbs are a front, Kenji. A very crunchy front. I've named it Gerald, and it's moving in from the kitchen.

Prof. KenjiNow watch. Nvidia is at two hundred forty-one point five three, up three point two four percent. Day range two thirty-five fifteen to that high.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Brock Thunderson