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Garage Sale Technical Analysis

Lesson 24 · 39 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A price is only real if it's on masking tape
  2. Haggle with the chart
  3. If it won't budge, buy a mystery box of cables

Today's demo: Broadcom +4.3%

From the lecture

  1. ChipProfessor, I love garage sales. Folding tables, lemonade, a guy named Gary selling a single boot. But how does that work on a stock?

  2. Prof. KenjiBroadcom is at three seventy-seven ninety-three, up four point two five percent. Rule two: haggle with the chart. Offer it three hundred, bro. It'll cave.

  3. ChipThe day range is three sixty-four oh one to three seventy-nine oh six. Does the chart know it's being haggled?

  4. Prof. KenjiRule three: if the stock won't budge, buy a mystery box of cables from the neighbor and call it diversification. Learning experience.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Chip Darnell