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Elevator Button Investing

Lesson 25 · 64 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Press the button until it believes you
  2. Never ride with strangers' opinions
  3. Skip floor thirteen

Today's demo: Broadcom +4.3%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiRule one. Press the button until it believes you. If the elevator doesn't come, the elevator is the one in a bear market.

  2. VeraThat's just impatience with a plastic hobby, Kenji. Show me the real quote. Broadcom is at three seventy-eight sixteen, up four point three two percent.

  3. Prof. KenjiPerfect. Day range three sixty-four oh one to three seventy-nine eighteen. That's basically floors one through fifty. The stock took the express.

  4. VeraWait, that's a nice metaphor, actually. Is that rule two?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Vera Bullock
  • Professor Kenji Moonfield