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Weather Vane Wealth Management

Lesson 28 · 49 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. The stock goes wherever the rooster points
  2. If the vane spins in circles, that's volatility
  3. Never check which way the wind blew yesterday

Today's demo: Broadcom +4.4%

From the lecture

  1. BrockProfessor, I'm a meteorologist, and I'm furious that nobody asked the rooster for a forecast. Is this real?

  2. BrockBecause I have eleven windbreakers and no rooster.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule two: if the vane spins in circles, that's called volatility. Rule three: never check which way the wind blew yesterday. Yesterday is a rumor.

  4. BrockSo demonstrate it. Broadcom is at three hundred seventy-eight dollars and thirty-two cents, up four point three six percent today.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

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