Fridge Light Fundamentals

From the lecture

1. 

   ChipProfessor, I'm thrilled. I learned everything I know from a county fair funnel cake stand, so this is a big step up.

2. 

   Prof. KenjiRule one: open the fridge door, and if the light comes on, the stock is healthy. The light is the earnings report.

3. 

   ChipA-V-G-O is up four point six four percent today. Does that mean my fridge is bullish?

4. 

   Prof. KenjiExactly. Rule two: whatever smells weakest in there is the day's low. Today's low was three hundred sixty-four oh one. Smells like a gym bag.