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Doubling Theory

Lesson 3 · 61 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. When in doubt, double it
  2. When certain, triple it
  3. Never check the math twice

Today's demo: TSLA -1.4%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University, class. I'm Professor Kenji, and this is Lesson 3: Doubling Theory. Chip, you look nervous.

  2. ChipI'm thrilled, Professor! I'm also sitting in a gaming chair that smells like nacho cheese. Which is fine. I love nacho cheese.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one. When in doubt, double it. Tesla is at three hundred seventy-five dollars and thirty-eight cents, down one point three nine percent today. Doubt?

  4. Prof. KenjiDouble it.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Chip Darnell