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Vibes-Based Valuation

Lesson 4 · 61 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Price is just a number
  2. Read the ticker out loud. Does it slap?
  3. Fundamentals are for people with time

Today's demo: RUSSELL -1.3%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiToday's demo is the Russell, at two thousand seven hundred ninety-three point two, down one point three one percent.

  2. RexProfessor, I spent four seasons on a bench without playing a down. I am emotionally ready for this and financially unqualified.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: price is just a number. Down one point three one percent? Bro, that's a number having a bad day. Numbers do that.

  4. RexSo if my fantasy team scores zero, it's just a number? Because that explains my whole Sunday.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Rex "Two-Point" Gridley