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Doorbell Dividend Theory

Lesson 30 · 40 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Ring your own doorbell
  2. A package on the porch is a buy signal
  3. If the neighbor's dog barks, the stock is going up

Today's demo: Broadcom +3.9%

From the lecture

  1. Dr.That is not a rule. That is a man standing on his own porch. I have three PhDs and I am lost.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule two: a package on the porch is a buy signal. Empty porch, hold.

  3. Prof. KenjiBroadcom is at three seventy-six eighty, up three point nine four percent.

  4. Dr.Kenji, the day range was three sixty-four oh one to three eighty point eight four. Your porch has no idea.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Dr. Nina Byte