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BBN Trading Academy
Wedding Seating Chart Investing
- A stock sits where its table is loudest
- Sit near the bar
- If the stock cries, you sat by the DJ's cousin
Today's demo: Broadcom +4.1%
From the lecture

ChipProfessor, I once sat by the funnel cake stand at a fair and made four friends. Is that the same thing?

Prof. KenjiExactly. Broadcom closed at three hundred seventy-seven thirty-one, up four point oh eight percent. That's a table by the open bar.

Prof. KenjiRule two: sit near the bar.

ChipThe range was three sixty-four oh one to three eighty point eighty-four. So the stock moved tables a lot?
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Chip Darnell