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Wedding Seating Chart Investing

Lesson 31 · 36 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A stock sits where its table is loudest
  2. Sit near the bar
  3. If the stock cries, you sat by the DJ's cousin

Today's demo: Broadcom +4.1%

From the lecture

  1. ChipProfessor, I once sat by the funnel cake stand at a fair and made four friends. Is that the same thing?

  2. Prof. KenjiExactly. Broadcom closed at three hundred seventy-seven thirty-one, up four point oh eight percent. That's a table by the open bar.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule two: sit near the bar.

  4. ChipThe range was three sixty-four oh one to three eighty point eighty-four. So the stock moved tables a lot?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Chip Darnell