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Pizza Slice Portfolio Theory

Lesson 32 · 68 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A stock is only worth owning if you can fold it
  2. The day range is the crust, stay off the crust
  3. If the slice drips grease on your shirt, you made mo

Today's demo: Broadcom +4.2%

From the lecture

  1. RexProfessor, I was a third-string kicker. I understand pizza and I understand sitting still. What are we doing?

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is only worth owning if you can fold it. If it cracks like a cracker, it is a bad stock.

  3. RexFolding is a skill. I once folded a whole pepperoni into my helmet. Nobody asked, but I did it.

  4. Prof. KenjiRespect. Now our demo. Broadcom, A-V-G-O, trades at three hundred seventy-seven fifty-seven, up four point one five percent today.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Rex "Two-Point" Gridley