The Houseplant Indicator

From the lecture

1. 

   ChipProfessor, I'm thrilled to be here. I love learning almost as much as I love a strip mall with a pretzel place.

2. 

   Prof. KenjiRule one: if your fern perks up, the market is bullish. Rule two: if it droops, blame the fern, never yourself.

3. 

   ChipWow. My fern Gary has been drooping since August. I thought it was the lighting.

4. 

   Prof. KenjiBroadcom traded between three sixty-four and three eighty point eight four today. That's basically a fern stretching toward a window, bro.