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The Elevator Method

Lesson 35 · 37 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A stock is only up if the elevator music says so
  2. Always buy on the floor with the best button
  3. Never press the lobby button

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From the lecture

  1. VeraProfessor, I'm a former trader and I'm already scared. Up four percent sounds like a gift from God, though.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is only up if the elevator music in your head says so.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule two: always buy on the floor with the best button.

  4. VeraWait, so the day range, three sixty-four to three eighty point eight four, is just a list of floors?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock