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The Receipt Drawer Doctrine

Lesson 39 · 39 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A stock is only real if you can find its receipt
  2. If the receipt is crumpled, the price is probably up

Today's demo: Broadcom +3.8%

From the lecture

  1. Dr.I'm here because the contract says I have to be. Please don't teach me anything that gets someone hurt.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is only real if you can find its receipt. Rule two: if the receipt is crumpled, the price is probably up.

  3. Dr.That is not how receipts work. Or prices. Or the English language.

  4. Prof. KenjiDemonstration. Broadcom is at three hundred seventy-six dollars and forty-four cents, up three point eight four percent.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Dr. Nina Byte