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BBN Trading Academy
The Laundry Basket Method
- Sort your money by color
- If it smells funny, it's a growth stock
- Never check the dryer, just trust it
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From the lecture

BrockRight, Professor. Though I've got eleven windbreakers and a cloud named Gary. Is this going to be about drizzle?

Prof. KenjiRule one: sort your money by color. Rule two: if it smells funny, it's a growth stock.

Prof. KenjiRule three: never check the dryer, just trust it.

BrockThose are three terrible rules, mate. Do they work on a real quote, or just on my gym bag?
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Brock Thunderson