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The Laundry Basket Method

Lesson 38 · 40 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Sort your money by color
  2. If it smells funny, it's a growth stock
  3. Never check the dryer, just trust it

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From the lecture

  1. BrockRight, Professor. Though I've got eleven windbreakers and a cloud named Gary. Is this going to be about drizzle?

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: sort your money by color. Rule two: if it smells funny, it's a growth stock.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule three: never check the dryer, just trust it.

  4. BrockThose are three terrible rules, mate. Do they work on a real quote, or just on my gym bag?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Brock Thunderson