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The Bathroom Queue Method
- Judge a stock by the line outside
- Never trust a quiet stall
- If you hear flushing, just hold it
Today's demo: Broadcom +4.2%
From the lecture

Prof. KenjiWelcome back to BBN Trading Academy, I'm Professor Kenji. Today is Lesson 43: The Bathroom Queue Method.

Prof. KenjiChip, grab a seat, but not the good stall.

ChipI love this class already, Professor! Is it like a county fair restroom? Those are my favorite!

Prof. KenjiRule one: Judge a stock by the line outside. Broadcom is at three hundred seventy-seven point seven four, up four point two percent.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Chip Darnell