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The Bathroom Queue Method

Lesson 43 · 42 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Judge a stock by the line outside
  2. Never trust a quiet stall
  3. If you hear flushing, just hold it

Today's demo: Broadcom +4.2%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiWelcome back to BBN Trading Academy, I'm Professor Kenji. Today is Lesson 43: The Bathroom Queue Method.

  2. Prof. KenjiChip, grab a seat, but not the good stall.

  3. ChipI love this class already, Professor! Is it like a county fair restroom? Those are my favorite!

  4. Prof. KenjiRule one: Judge a stock by the line outside. Broadcom is at three hundred seventy-seven point seven four, up four point two percent.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Chip Darnell