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The Elevator Button Doctrine

Lesson 44 · 40 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Press the button again, it comes faster
  2. Pick the floor you like and call it the lobby
  3. Take the stairs and blame the elevator

Today's demo: Broadcom +3.9%

From the lecture

  1. Dr.Professor, I have three PhDs and I already regret sitting down. Please use the real quote.

  2. Prof. KenjiBroadcom, A-V-G-O, three seventy-six sixty-three, up three point nine percent. Rule one: press the button again, it comes faster.

  3. Dr.That is not true of elevators or stocks. It is just you being impatient.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule two: the day range was three sixty-four oh one to three eighty point eighty-four. Pick the floor you like and call it the lobby.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Dr. Nina Byte