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BBN Trading Academy
The Elevator Button Doctrine
- Press the button again, it comes faster
- Pick the floor you like and call it the lobby
- Take the stairs and blame the elevator
Today's demo: Broadcom +3.9%
From the lecture

Dr.Professor, I have three PhDs and I already regret sitting down. Please use the real quote.

Prof. KenjiBroadcom, A-V-G-O, three seventy-six sixty-three, up three point nine percent. Rule one: press the button again, it comes faster.

Dr.That is not true of elevators or stocks. It is just you being impatient.

Prof. KenjiRule two: the day range was three sixty-four oh one to three eighty point eighty-four. Pick the floor you like and call it the lobby.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
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