The Group Chat Thermometer

From the lecture

1. 

   VeraProfessor, I'm a student today, so please explain the fear gauge without using the words bunker or learning experience.

2. 

   Prof. KenjiRule one: the market is calm when your group chat is silent.

3. 

   Prof. KenjiRule two: if someone sends a crying emoji, add two points to the VIX.

4. 

   VeraToday it ranged from fifteen point two one to fifteen point eight five. That's a very small range, so my chat must be napping.