The Fridge Hum Forecast

From the lecture

1. 

   Dr.I'm the student, and I already hate this. Please tell me what the fridge has to do with volatility.

2. 

   Prof. KenjiRule one: if the fridge hums louder, the market is nervous. Rule two: never open the fridge, because that's called interfering with price discovery.

3. 

   Dr.That is not a thing. I have three doctorates and I'm checking whether the AI writing this is punishing me.

4. 

   Prof. KenjiDemonstration: the VIX is at fifteen point eight, up five point two six percent.