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The Microwave Timer Method

Lesson 60 · 47 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A chart is done when it beeps
  2. Never open the door early
  3. If it explodes, call it a catalyst

Today's demo: Ether -5.0%

From the lecture

  1. Dr.Professor, I have three PhDs and I already regret sitting down. Please use the real quote so I can suffer accurately.

  2. Prof. KenjiEther is at 2,561, down five point oh five percent today. Day range, 2,544 to 2,698. Rule one: a chart is done when it beeps.

  3. Dr.Charts do not beep. Kenji, that is the sound of your burrito. Ether is not a burrito.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule two: never open the door early, because the middle stays cold and so does your portfolio.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

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