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The Doorbell Doctrine

Lesson 59 · 43 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A chart only counts if a doorbell rings twice
  2. If the price falls, wait for a neighbor to walk past
  3. Never trust a delivery driver's opinion on support l

Today's demo: Ether -5.3%

From the lecture

  1. VeraI'm thrilled, Professor. Although I'm a little worried the diploma is printed on a pizza box.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: a chart only counts if a doorbell rings twice. Ether is at twenty-five fifty-five, down five point two seven percent. Nobody rang. Bullish.

  3. VeraThat's not how doorbells or markets work. The day range is twenty-five forty-four to twenty-six ninety-eight, by the way.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule two: if the price falls, you simply wait for a neighbor to walk past.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock