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The Thermostat Theory

Lesson 62 · 40 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. If the price feels cold, turn the dial up
  2. The day range is just the room's comfort zone
  3. Whenever you sweat, open a window

Today's demo: Ether -4.7%

From the lecture

  1. RexProfessor, the dial is not connected to anything. Ether is at two thousand five hundred seventy, down four point seven percent today.

  2. Prof. KenjiExactly, bro! It's cold! Rule two: the day range is two thousand five hundred forty-four to two thousand six hundred ninety-eight.

  3. Prof. KenjiThat's just the room's comfort zone.

  4. RexSo a four point seven percent drop is just a draft? That's a margin call with a window open!

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Rex "Two-Point" Gridley