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The Parking Spot Principle

Lesson 63 · 48 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. The closer the spot, the better the entry
  2. If someone takes your spot, the market owes you mone
  3. Circle the lot until you feel something

Today's demo: Ether -4.9%

From the lecture

  1. RexProfessor Kenji, I spent four seasons on a bench, so I'm ready. What are we learning tonight?

  2. Prof. KenjiLesson sixty-three, Rex: The Parking Spot Principle. Rule one: the closer the spot, the better the entry. Front row means you're early, bro.

  3. RexOkay, so we use Ether. It's at two thousand five hundred sixty-six, down four point eight nine percent today.

  4. Prof. KenjiExactly. Range was twenty-five forty-four to twenty-six ninety-eight. Rule two: if someone takes your spot, the market owes you money.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Rex "Two-Point" Gridley
  • Professor Kenji Moonfield