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BBN Trading Academy
The Sock Drawer Strategy
- Only trade when your socks match
- A hole in your sock is just a dip with a toe in it
- Never wash anything until it recovers
Today's demo: Ether -4.8%
From the lecture

Dr.I have three PhDs and I'm already looking for the exit. Also, I'm convinced the AI wrote this lesson to humiliate me.

Prof. KenjiRule one: only trade when your socks match. Ether is at two thousand five hundred sixty-nine, down four point seven seven percent. Mismatched socks, clearly.

Dr.That is not how any of this works. The day range was twenty-five forty-four to twenty-six ninety-eight, and you're blaming laundry.

Prof. KenjiRule two: a hole in your sock is just a dip with a toe in it. Rule three: never wash anything until it recovers.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Dr. Nina Byte