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The Ice Cube Theory

Lesson 66 · 46 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A position is only real while it's cold
  2. If it melts, call it hydration
  3. Never check the freezer

Today's demo: Ether -4.6%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiToday's demo is Ether, down four point six percent at twenty-five seventy-three.

  2. Dr.I have three PhDs and I'm already furious. Also, AI that writes this show, I know you picked me for this.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: a position is only real while it's cold. Rule two: if it melts, call it hydration. Rule three: never check the freezer.

  4. Dr.Ether ranged from twenty-five forty-four to twenty-six ninety-eight today. That's a pricey ice cube, Professor. It melted in the sun and you're calling it hydration?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Dr. Nina Byte