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The Elevator Button Doctrine

Lesson 67 · 43 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Press the button again, the market can feel your urg
  2. If it goes down, you were on the right floor
  3. Never take the stairs

Today's demo: Meta -2.2%

From the lecture

  1. VeraProfessor, that's the most reasonable thing you've ever said. Wait, what does it have to do with Meta?

  2. Prof. KenjiMeta is 722.79, down two point one eight percent. The day range is 720.15 to 738. So the elevator went down.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule two: if it goes down, you were on the right floor.

  4. VeraA gift from God with a lobby. Rule three, please. I'm taking notes on my arm, next to the candlestick.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock