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The Fridge Magnet Method

Lesson 76 · 43 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. A stock is only real if held by a magnet
  2. When the magnet slides, apologize to the fridge
  3. Never open the fridge during a dip

Today's demo: Meta -2.1%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiOur test subject is Meta, at seven hundred twenty-three dollars and eighteen cents.

  2. RexDown two point one two percent. That's a bear market for one afternoon, Professor. I once rode the bench through worse.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is only real if it is held to the fridge by a magnet. No magnet, no position.

  4. RexMeta traded between seven hundred twenty point one five and seven hundred thirty-eight. So the magnet slides down the fridge door?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Rex "Two-Point" Gridley