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BBN Trading Academy
The Fridge Magnet Method
- A stock is only real if held by a magnet
- When the magnet slides, apologize to the fridge
- Never open the fridge during a dip
Today's demo: Meta -2.1%
From the lecture

Prof. KenjiOur test subject is Meta, at seven hundred twenty-three dollars and eighteen cents.

RexDown two point one two percent. That's a bear market for one afternoon, Professor. I once rode the bench through worse.

Prof. KenjiRule one: a stock is only real if it is held to the fridge by a magnet. No magnet, no position.

RexMeta traded between seven hundred twenty point one five and seven hundred thirty-eight. So the magnet slides down the fridge door?
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley