The Sock Drawer Strategy

From the lecture

1. 

   Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University, bro. Lesson 75: The Sock Drawer Strategy. Today's student is Brock, who owns eleven windbreakers and zero discipline.

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   BrockProfessor, I was told there would be a storm. I see only a drawer. Rude.

3. 

   Prof. KenjiRule one: only trust a stock that matches your socks. Rule two: if the drawer is a mess, so is the market.

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   BrockMeta is at seven hundred twenty-two dollars and twenty-two cents, down two point two five percent. My socks are grey. Is that bad?